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  • Man I and Man II in Another Period: “I can't believe they hacked Edison's server. What Talbert the Butler? Yeah, hacked him into pieces with an axe.” They hacked Edison's server
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  • Helen in A.P. BIO: “This is my cervix. Who can tell me the five things that are wrong with it?” This is my cervix.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “In case of emergency, please contact Amy Farrah Fowler. And there's my phone number.” Ahhhhhh
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  • Dina Tribbiani and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “He's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny. You got pregnant for funny?” He's real funny.
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  • Ramsay Bolton in Game of Thrones: “If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.” If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I was...” You think you can intimidate me? I went through hell.
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  • Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Scott, your whole ass is out! I'm finally a Kardashian!” Scott, your whole ass is out!
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  • Creed Bratton and Karen Filippelli in The Office: “Hello Baby. Here you want to play with this? You can't give paper clips to a baby.” You can't give paper clips to a baby.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.” First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.
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  • Nancy and U-Turn in Weeds: “You bought a Prius? : I bought seven of them. I’ve got my whole crew driving em, real quiet.” You bought a Prius?
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “I hate magic. I mean, why us? You, I get. i think about stabbing you all the time.” I hate magic
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  • Jaime Lannister and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army. That's like saying I have a...” You have better instincts than any officer
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Claus?” Claustrophobic?
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “You can't wear a costume to a wedding. Why not? Belle's a princess. She faced the beast.” In your face
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  • Davos Seaworth and Jon Snow in Game of Thrones: “John Snow took a knife in his heart. He died for us. Stop telling people I'm dead.” John Snow took a knife in his heart.
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  • Gabe Lewis and Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “What are your weaknesses? I don't have any, asshole.” What are your weaknesses?
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we...” You two are the laziest people
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  • Jeri Hogarth and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’re coming across distinctly paranoid. Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.” It’s like a conspiracy
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “This family needs a dumbass-ectomoy.” Little brothers
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” I am not great at the advice.
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