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Welcome my friend - When Joey found out
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Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them. -
The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata. -
There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick. -
The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it! -
This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo! -
There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe. -
This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested. -
This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school! -
You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate! -
This lamb is so undercooked a Swedish man could make love to it! -
The only man who would ever tell a woman to get out of the kitchen. -
Give it to her in bed -
If you think I'm going to marry a chef, -
What are you -
Are you some sort of house-kitchen Hannibal Lecter? -
Missy is killing it -
Their kid is perfect. -
Thanks for waking me up!