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  • The Great Cock and Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “You are a good king. But it is time to become a great one. In order to do that, you must travel...” It is time to become a great king
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  • Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “I'm about ready to go full '07 Britney.” I'm about ready to go full '07 Britney.
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  • Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “You got dumped by your own stalker? That's nuts, huh?” Thats a new relationship low
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “There is an alligator in the cargo bay. I successfully crushed it with a chair.” I successfully crushed it with a chair.
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr in The Orville: “Why are you sitting like that? It's these friggin' jeans. If I leaned back right...” Why are you sitting like that?
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “I actually got out of a rough marriage not too long ago, so I... I think maybe we should take this slow.” We should take this slow
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “My concern is completely unemotional, trust me. You can bang that chick on your kitchen...” My concern is completely unemotional
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  • Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Well, last time I saw them, one of them was banging your mom, and the other one was high-fiving him.” For the last time where are your friends?
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus, Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “Please, watch my child for me. He just left his baby with two...” Please watch my child
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  • Lt. Cmdr. Bortus and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “What is that? That is uh Kermit the frog. I do not recognize the species.” I do not recognize the species.
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  • Jared Dunn, Richard Hendricks and Russ Hanneman in Silicon Valley: “We have already been turned down by every respectable VC in town.” Who said anything about respectable?
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  • Monica Hall, Richard Hendricks and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “At least this way, I'm still in the game. No. You mean, at least this way...” Ever heard of him?
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “Yao, I need you to give me 30% more output. I don't care how you do it. Just a thought, those kids don't look...” I need you to give me 30% more output
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “Cars depreciate 10% as soon as they fall of the truck. So if the card costs $100, well you just lost $10.” Did it cost $100?
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle and Jian Yang in Silicon Valley: “There better not be a Chinaman in my bed. That is racist. Yes. I am racist.” There better not be a Chinaman in my bed
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  • Joe Burns and Adam Burns in Man with a Plan: “Well, these cabinets are broken. They won't slam. Well, they are soft-close. Soft-close?” Soft-close?
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  • Adam in Man with a Plan: “I got them in a car pool with ... what's her name... that Mum with the husky kid that always wears the valour tracksuits.” Say my name
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  • Marcy in Man with a Plan: “I have enjoyed 19 mother-in-law-free years. It's like heaven, but you don't have to be a good person.” Just like heaven
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  • Andi and Don in Man with a Plan: “Why's it always some hoochie mama? Where are the naked doctors? Naked Astronauts? Naked Presidents?” Where are the naked doctors?
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  • Andi in Man with a Plan: “My precious, innocent Teddy is not so innocent anymore. Now he is just like... one of you.” Teddy is not so innocent anymore
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