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  • Lucas Sinclair and Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things: “[sighs] How much further? I don't know. These only tell direction, not distance.” How much further?
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  • Castiel in Supernatural: “I need your help. It seems this is gonna involve talking to people.” I am Cass, Cass is me.
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  • Kevin Malone in The Office: “Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake?” Enough is enough!
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  • Jared Dunn and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Then I'll go find some hoes to prioritize behind you. Are you trying to say Bros before hoes?” It's about friendship
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went ... I once went 28 years without having sex.” No willpower
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  • Dragon and Julia Wicker in The Magicians: “Your bodies will stay here, and your souls will travel. You have 24 hours to return to the portal. Or?” I'm a fucking dragon
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, Gollum, you're an expert on rings. What do I do with this one?” Poor Sheldon! :'(
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be your guide. Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?” Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “It won’t eat its regular food, it’ll only eat these. Those are cookies for...” Picky dog
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.” Leslie knows best
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  • Tony and Hooker in After Life: “Worst one, sex addiction. Literally invented by someone who got caught cheating. Hey, those guys are some of my...” Worst one, sex addiction.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex” I am a horny engineer
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  • Jorah Mormont in Game of Thrones: “The things we love destroy us every time” The things we love destroy us every time
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  • Temperance Brennan in Bones: “Just because I have breasts doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.” Just because I have breasts doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Do you have anything that says Sorry for cheating on you, please don't sleep with my friends?” Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
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  • Brothel Guard and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head. It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock.” It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.
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  • Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die! Not one word of that is true.” I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day… It looks decent.” If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
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  • Kidnapper and Lois Griffin in Family Guy: “We have your son? Meg's our daughter. Really?” Really?
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  • Lloyd and Ari Gold in Entourage: “Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.” Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
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