Will Truman: Since when are you so Jewish anyway? You're about as Jewish as Melanie Griffith in "A Stranger Among Us."
Grace Adler: Well, you're about as gay as Tom Selleck in "In and Out."
Will Truman: I am plenty gay.
Grace Adler: When was the last time you had same-sex sex?
Will Truman: I'm choosy!
Grace Adler: Ha! You're straight! Go watch a basketball game!