Police Officer: I assume one of you is the father. Joey Tribbiani: I am.
Chandler Bing: That's me. Actually, we're both the father. Please tell me you know which one is our baby.
Joey Tribbiani: We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
Chandler Bing: Flip for the baby?
Joey Tribbiani: You got any better idea?