Claire Dunphy: Phil! That is a date. They're going on a date.
Phil Dunphy: What? He's practically my age.
Claire Dunphy: Okay uh, right, right, and what middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh, that's right! All of them.
Phil Dunphy: That's not true. I wouldn't.
Claire Dunphy: Really? Hermione Granger?