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My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand. - If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise
- The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches
- If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016
- You're literally listening to turkey calls.
- I don't like to throw around the word "butthead"
- I think you're underestimating the voters.
- You had a crush on me!
- I don't care about that prize.
- Can't make a good soup
- Oh, my God, those look great.
- Would you like any wine to start?
- My friend Jack and I used to fish this lake in the summer.
- Okay, I have to ask this
- Tough stuff.
- I've already been to space.
- A vegan is gonna physically attack me?
- I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same
- If I had to have a stripper's name
- Look, a clock.
