- No matter how good you are at something
- Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong.
- I don't need your money!
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- But won't you all just want to vote for other woman?
- Grocery shopping in Texas
- Someone at work ate my sandwich.
- We don't mean your family any harm.
- If you love something, set it free
- My father’s whore lives there
- Savage!
- Why don't you go outside
- Don’t stare at me, Mary!
- Love the two
- I come bearing a gift
- Hey guys, quick update
- This is your father!
- If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
- Where do you even buy sheets like this?
- What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?