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No matter how good you are at something
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Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong.
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I don't need your money!
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I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
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But won't you all just want to vote for other woman?
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Grocery shopping in Texas
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.
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We don't mean your family any harm.
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If you love something, set it free
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My father’s whore lives there
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Savage!
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Why don't you go outside
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Don’t stare at me, Mary!
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Love the two
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I come bearing a gift
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Hey guys, quick update
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This is your father!
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If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
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Where do you even buy sheets like this?
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What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?