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 No matter how good you are at something -  
 Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong. -  
 I don't need your money! -  
 I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom -  
 But won't you all just want to vote for other woman? -  
 Grocery shopping in Texas -  
 Someone at work ate my sandwich. -  
 We don't mean your family any harm. -  
 If you love something, set it free -  
 My father’s whore lives there -  
 Savage! -  
 Why don't you go outside -  
 Don’t stare at me, Mary! -  
 Love the two -  
 I come bearing a gift -  
 Hey guys, quick update -  
 This is your father! -  
 If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby -  
 Where do you even buy sheets like this? -  
 What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? 



















