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No matter how good you are at something -
Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong. -
I don't need your money! -
I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom -
But won't you all just want to vote for other woman? -
Grocery shopping in Texas -
Someone at work ate my sandwich. -
We don't mean your family any harm. -
If you love something, set it free -
My father’s whore lives there -
Savage! -
Why don't you go outside -
Don’t stare at me, Mary! -
Love the two -
I come bearing a gift -
Hey guys, quick update -
This is your father! -
If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby -
Where do you even buy sheets like this? -
What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?



















