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Changed my relationship status -
What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry? -
I don't ask people out -
What if I'm pregnant? -
The doctor said all my bleeding was internal -
They'll update our computers -
Four hours is the most I can do -
Explain that -
I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster -
Writing things down is nerdy? -
I'm everykind of friend. -
I feel like I'm floating on a croissant. -
Never skip ear day -
Badass Penny -
We need a lawyer -
Same goes for salads! -
Makes sense -
How could you think that! -
Watch your hands! -
Please read another book.



















