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Changed my relationship status
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What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
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I don't ask people out
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What if I'm pregnant?
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The doctor said all my bleeding was internal
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They'll update our computers
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Four hours is the most I can do
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Explain that
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I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster
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Writing things down is nerdy?
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I'm everykind of friend.
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I feel like I'm floating on a croissant.
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Never skip ear day
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Badass Penny
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We need a lawyer
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Same goes for salads!
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Makes sense
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How could you think that!
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Watch your hands!
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Please read another book.