- Changed my relationship status
- What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
- I don't ask people out
- What if I'm pregnant?
- The doctor said all my bleeding was internal
- They'll update our computers
- Four hours is the most I can do
- Explain that
- I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster
- Writing things down is nerdy?
- I'm everykind of friend.
- I feel like I'm floating on a croissant.
- Never skip ear day
- Badass Penny
- We need a lawyer
- Same goes for salads!
- Makes sense
- How could you think that!
- Watch your hands!
- Please read another book.