Haley Dunphy: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Alex Dunphy: And you came to me?
Haley Dunphy: Yeah, you've always had such a strong sense of what's right and wrong.
Alex Dunphy: I have a high-school boy toy. I'm so weak, I can't imagine anything worse.
Haley Dunphy: I hooked up with Andy.