Phil Dunphy: From the minute I met your mom, there was no choice. She was smart. She was strong. She resented her father just enough to go for a guy like me. She gave my life balance, and no I can't imagine it without her. Also, she's ... she's crazy hot.
Claire Dunphy: I'm a sucker for guys who say things like that. Your dad is the nicest, most positive person I know, and he always helps me find the fun in life. And, he is still real easy on the peepers.