Andy Dwyer: I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets. I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn't actually sell my last car I just forgot where I parked it. I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk I don't know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece Rebecca.

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