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Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.
But if it weren't crazy,
Jason's making me watch this horror film
Because you refer to lovemaking as "pounding it out."
That would also describe a sexy skyscraper I know.
Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
I would rather not have been aware of this.
If you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.
Anything in the universe can be up to 104% perfect.
Son of a bench.
You're just like those childhood bullies
Me too!
Why don't I ever listen to people
Can I get a do-over?
I haven't been this upset since…
You're a really good fake soul mate.
We can't kill her.
Show some compassion busty Alexa!
I've come to really like frozen yogurt
Ross and Phoebe? Really?Sorry. Registration is not allowed in this site.