- Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
- It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.
- I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
- If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
- You calling black people stupid?
- Really?
- Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
- Go to your mother first
- They hacked Edison's server
- This is my cervix.
- Ahhhhhh
- He's real funny.
- If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
- You think you can intimidate me? I went through hell.
- Scott, your whole ass is out!
- You can't give paper clips to a baby.
- First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.
- You bought a Prius?
- I hate magic
- You have better instincts than any officer