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You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. - If I was gonna kill myself
- We all know what's going on here.
- I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways?
- Are you sleeping on the job?
- I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.
- You ever just drive through a town and wonder
- Why did we stop?
- Will do moose stuff for money
- You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine.
- I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over
- You can't give up sex.
- And don't you mouth off to me
- Thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
- I got drunk and then got my picture taken
- I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer
- You know what really grinds my gears?
- When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
- Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
- I just can't understand any of this
