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I didn't think that I could ever be president -
We don't do things -
I've been trying to call you all day. -
Thanksgiving is traditionally when gay men come out. -
You're about as gay as Tom Selleck -
I hate men. -
I really think we should support him. -
So you came all the way down here just to rub it in my face -
Is it creepy that I'm dating a 23-year-old? -
I go on literally thousands of dates a year.









