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I didn't think that I could ever be president
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We don't do things
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I've been trying to call you all day.
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Thanksgiving is traditionally when gay men come out.
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You're about as gay as Tom Selleck
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I hate men.
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I really think we should support him.
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So you came all the way down here just to rub it in my face
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Is it creepy that I'm dating a 23-year-old?
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I go on literally thousands of dates a year.