- I didn't think that I could ever be president
- We don't do things
- I've been trying to call you all day.
- Thanksgiving is traditionally when gay men come out.
- You're about as gay as Tom Selleck
- I hate men.
- I really think we should support him.
- So you came all the way down here just to rub it in my face
- Is it creepy that I'm dating a 23-year-old?
- I go on literally thousands of dates a year.