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It was like taking candy from a baby - Changed my relationship status
- What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
- The doctor said all my bleeding was internal
- I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster
- I'm everykind of friend.
- Never skip ear day
- You can close yourself off all you want
- You never know when you are gonna find your dream person
- I'm a fat, bald old man
