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Store-bought mushrooms? - We could cut her leg off.
- He was the cool dad
- You should get a pair
- Today, I get to talk about the love of my life
- Prepare to Phil the agony
- No it's not
- But didn't the doctor say you needed to take it easy?
- You think I smother our child?
- I'm sorry. Was I being proud of you too loud?
