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Why did we stop? - You can't give up sex.
- I got drunk and then got my picture taken
- I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer
- You know what really grinds my gears?
- When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
- Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
- I just can't understand any of this
- Love is like a fart.
- Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard
