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Alcohol is poison. - Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- You smell like strawberries.
- Girls in my school think they can control the world
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- My life stinks.
- Do you think I've been a good role model?
- I might have to write a book report.
- I'm looking for my daughter
- Hide Chester.
