- Where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!
- I've been trying to call you all day.
- You can't trust people you meet on the Internet.
- I'm tolerant of the heterosexual lifestyle
- If we were boyfriends
- So you came all the way down here just to rub it in my face
- The best way to get over one guy
- Romance is different for us.
- You can't hit a gay man.
- Is it creepy that I'm dating a 23-year-old?