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The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata. - There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick.
- The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
- This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!
- There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.
- This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested.
- This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!
- You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!
- This lamb is so undercooked a Swedish man could make love to it!
- The only man who would ever tell a woman to get out of the kitchen.
