- You tried your best and failed miserably.
- Stupid risks are what makes life worth living.
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
- I know I’ve gotten through life saying those phrases.
- You don't win friends with salad.
- Make that two
- Books are useless!
- I pick up books like you pick up beers!
- WOOHOO
- Wise words from Homer