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This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school! -
You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate! -
This lamb is so undercooked a Swedish man could make love to it! -
The only man who would ever tell a woman to get out of the kitchen. -
Give it to her in bed -
If you think I'm going to marry a chef, -
What are you -
Are you some sort of house-kitchen Hannibal Lecter?







