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Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate? - What are you? An idiot sandwich.
- All you fuckers get paid?!
- Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.
- The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.
- There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick.
- The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
- This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!
- There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.
- This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested.
