- It's hot in here. Or is it just me?
- When I bang she comes.
- Jean-Philippe
- SHUT IT!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- My gran could do better!
- Dear Lord
- Hey panini head, are you listening to me?
- I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever