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It's hot in here. Or is it just me? -
When I bang she comes. -
Jean-Philippe -
SHUT IT! -
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it! -
This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off. -
My gran could do better! -
Dear Lord -
Hey panini head, are you listening to me? -
I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever









