- You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.
- The Girl With the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo
- I say we get drunk and shoot crap.
- Finding a human vessel durable enough to contain me is not easy.
- I've killed more demons than I can count.
- The last person who looked at me like that…
- How I feel about fast food
- Don’t do the hot coffee thing
- Do you know God, gentlemen?
- Did they get to fifth base?