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Gina got me a "get better soon" card. - The only thing that you got right is my little curl
- I screwed up, big time
- Uhh, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.
- New phone, who dis?
- I only said I love you to three people
- Do I look like Jake to you?
- Try being more descriptive.
- Nikolaj is a picky eater.
- Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?
