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Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
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Picky dog
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Leslie knows best
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Worst one, sex addiction.
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I am a horny engineer
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The things we love destroy us every time
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Just because I have breasts doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.
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Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
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It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.
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I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
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If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
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You calling black people stupid?
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Really?
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Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
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Go to your mother first
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They hacked Edison's server
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This is my cervix.
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Ahhhhhh
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He's real funny.
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If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.