Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion Lannister: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion Lannister: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish
Tyrion Lannister: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Tyrion Lannister: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!