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When did you become a guy? -
This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch. -
She is crazy -
Who is he? -
You know how much this costs? -
You took a 3 hour hap yesterday. -
You do stuff with her all the time -
He will be traumatized -
Two fully functional kids! -
My God I'm normal. -
Where do you keep the diapers? -
This is Joe's phone! -
Savage! -
To Haley's first drink -
So you don't feel quilty? -
Did anyone see my leopard print skirt? -
The most wide-eyed person -
You're Shrek the ogre. -
20 years of "no" -
Claire in Halloween mode



















