- Donut?
- You're never too old to ruin things for the young.
- Lost child. No reward.
- Hello Operator?
- Homer on wedding rings
- I bring you love.
- I've done stuff I ain't proud of
- Batman?
- You kissed a girl!
- Oh, hallelujah
- Oh, Simpson
- Lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music!
- Nod dogs were harmed in the filming of this episode. A cat got sick, and somebody shot a duck, but that's it.
- Haven't you seen Home Alone?
- Cause of parents death?
- Bart would you like to say grace?
- Is that too spicy for you?
- Looks like someone's having a pre-Rapture party
- Are you ready?
- Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles.