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You ever just drive through a town and wonder - Why did we stop?
- Will do moose stuff for money
- You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine.
- I'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over
- You can't give up sex.
- And don't you mouth off to me
- Thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
- I got drunk and then got my picture taken
- I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer
- You know what really grinds my gears?
- When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
- Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
- I just can't understand any of this
- Love is like a fart.
- Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard
- I had such a crush on her.
- It's broccoli
- Daddy loves ya
- What happened with your date?
