- Hello, my hateful shrew.
- Boy, if my mom could see me now
- I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight without a hug.
- I just need to throw in a few last minute things.
- Can I get a what what?
- Crikey! What flag do we have today?
- Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
- So I practiced and practiced
- It's May the fourth.
- No one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do.
- Little misunderstanding
- Same goes for salades
- I'm a vegetarian.
- Love is stronger than the miles between you.
- You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
- If I was gonna kill myself
- We all know what's going on here.
- I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways?
- Are you sleeping on the job?
- I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.