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Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
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It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.
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I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
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If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
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You calling black people stupid?
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Really?
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Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
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Go to your mother first
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They hacked Edison's server
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This is my cervix.
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Ahhhhhh
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He's real funny.
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If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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You think you can intimidate me? I went through hell.
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Scott, your whole ass is out!
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You can't give paper clips to a baby.
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First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.
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You bought a Prius?
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I hate magic
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You have better instincts than any officer