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I'm not being defeatist. -
I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation - Excuse me!
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So you really think you can trick Sheldon into liking babies? -
When your days are over -
He already thinks you're standoffish and aloof. -
Seth is a really good guy. - This woman doesn’t see color
- Student debt is like HPV
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I'm just so happy for you. -
I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells. -
What's up? -
I tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix -
I'm not sure I have a dominant leg. -
Sorry I flipped out on you. -
A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. -
Actually, I was thinking of making one small change. -
Sheldon told me he had a new assistant -
Something's wrong with me. -
Guess who won a hundred dollars playing craps.
















