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On a scale from Bran Stark to Arya Stark, how much do you contribute to group projects?
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Daenerys after hearing the bell ring
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Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy?
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That's the great thing about science.
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It's like talking to me with a girl voice.
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The twins started kicking the second I picked up booze.
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I love you both.
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Who's ready for another margarita?!
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Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb
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You can't say retarded in front of a reporter
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Veep Can you Just Fuck off
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Uhh, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.
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But you think I'll win, right?
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He's gonna get destroyed.
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I'm really confused about how to react to this story.
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And with apologies to Lady Gaga
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I went to a 2000s party last night it was so fun
- Don’t worry, Grandpa. I’m not leaving