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On a scale from Bran Stark to Arya Stark, how much do you contribute to group projects? -
Daenerys after hearing the bell ring - All you fuckers get paid?!
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Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy? -
That's the great thing about science. -
It's like talking to me with a girl voice. -
The twins started kicking the second I picked up booze. -
I love you both. -
Who's ready for another margarita?! - Schmidt happens
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Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb -
You can't say retarded in front of a reporter -
Veep Can you Just Fuck off -
Uhh, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate. -
But you think I'll win, right? -
He's gonna get destroyed. -
I'm really confused about how to react to this story. -
And with apologies to Lady Gaga -
I went to a 2000s party last night it was so fun - Don’t worry, Grandpa. I’m not leaving




















