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Romance is different for us. -
You can't hit a gay man. -
Is it creepy that I'm dating a 23-year-old? -
I packed my things and I'm leaving. - Oh Gravity
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Adulting isn't for everyone. -
I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man! -
I met him in a bar -
Going down? -
Oh Honey -
My family sent me to a convent when I was three. -
Every night with Stan is a three-way -
Honey, I don't look -
I go on literally thousands of dates a year. -
It's a gay network -
Well, I must away. -
I can tell that you think what you're saying is funny -
Must have been a typo. -
Maybe I should have been more specific -
It's time to get your head out of the dumps


















