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School is out in two weeks. - Look behind you, but don't be obvious.
- Oh, my God. I'm so hungover.
- I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
- I feel like you were mad at me yesterday
- Look at this tiny tree.
- You are avoiding your problems.
- You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
- Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
- Love? Love fades away.
- I just slept seven hours
- I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.
- Friends, waffles and work
- Every time a couple gets married…
- I don't celebrate Christmas
- If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies!
- I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert.
- You were denied a cell phone
- Hey, are you gonna murder me
- I am not a successful adult.
