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Is this what you're gonna do with your life? -
Anti-gay protesters across the street -
Tell me more about this Patrick -
Let me see that! -
You've proven your point. -
You can be part of the problem or part of the solution -
If I ever go missing or am found dead -
Family is a gift you receive every day. -
I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses. -
When was the last time you showered? -
A Real Man -
A lie is just a great story -
When I let a day go by without talking to you -
I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? -
I appreciate your help -
I can't do this anymore. -
Just be yourself. Say something nice. -
You live in Ohio, right? -
Think of me as Yoda. -
You're staring at my boobs.



















