- Is this what you're gonna do with your life?
- Anti-gay protesters across the street
- Tell me more about this Patrick
- Let me see that!
- You've proven your point.
- You can be part of the problem or part of the solution
- If I ever go missing or am found dead
- Family is a gift you receive every day.
- I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
- When was the last time you showered?
- A Real Man
- A lie is just a great story
- When I let a day go by without talking to you
- I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
- I appreciate your help
- I can't do this anymore.
- Just be yourself. Say something nice.
- You live in Ohio, right?
- Think of me as Yoda.
- You're staring at my boobs.