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Hey panini head, are you listening to me? -
In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour -
Every day you teach me something new -
They're a pair of boobs. -
Can I have some covers? -
With your sense of direction -
I don't take meetings I set them -
Their friendship is so sweet -
Iphone drop -
Look at Jess' face! -
Relatable -
You know I’m a Sagittarius -
This is a disaster. I have nothing to wear. -
I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot -
I'm not superstitious -
I couldn't hear you over that print. -
You tried your best and failed miserably. -
I finally get to see what a vagina looks like -
I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever -
I'm not the one pushing 60.



















