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This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off. -
You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. -
The damage has been done. -
My gran could do better! -
You want to change your life? Change the way you think. -
Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love? -
Too late, Stuart already called dibs -
I wanted to kill her -
A society grows great -
Dear Lord -
Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. -
I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. -
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography. -
The cruelest thing of all is false hope. -
Is it? -
We're a family. Families talk about things -
I hate the ocean! -
To my brilliant daughter -
Don't knock unless it's an emergency. -
Your mom



















