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This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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You're looking at the master of leaving parties early.
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The damage has been done.
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My gran could do better!
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You want to change your life? Change the way you think.
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Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love?
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Too late, Stuart already called dibs
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I wanted to kill her
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A society grows great
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Dear Lord
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Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
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I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.
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You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
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The cruelest thing of all is false hope.
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Is it?
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We're a family. Families talk about things
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I hate the ocean!
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To my brilliant daughter
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Don't knock unless it's an emergency.
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Your mom