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- There is only one God
- I'm in no condition to drive.
- Larry is white.
- Whistle While Your Wife Works
- I excel at many things
- This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
- I wish you’d jump in the oven.
- You can’t snort a line of coke
- Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
- I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
- How I recruit my friends
- Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
- I don't get lucky
- What's the point of going out?
- Chandler over the top
- I have so much to teach you about drinking.
- About drug companies
- A pleasant evening with a woman my age.
- It's like a superpower.
