- Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
- What the hell is that?
- A twisted demon monkey
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex?
- Hows that wine and coffee combination treating you?
- You upset quite a few people today, didn't you Ray.
- I'm not interested in other people
- MILF Island
- Teacher Appreciation Day
- It hurts my Joey's apple.
- Now why don't you
- What do you need?
- When life gives you lemonade
- Call me Donatello
- You all have one goal today
- I'm out of my relationship
- Latchkum!
- Do you have any Queens?
- I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.