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She's probably gonna write a song about me. - I don't think another drink is gonna help
- What would you do if I were a deranged psychopath?
- We choose our secret warrior signal
- You did what?! When?
- I love Amy Santiago
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- Cmon be honest
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- I'd like to visit that magical place too
- You caught me at a bad time
- The horror
- When your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing.
- Hold me, Sam
- I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.
- Stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap
- I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down
- What’d he offer you?
- Hell no!
- Night vision, cool
