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A rocket scientist? -
Sheldon you are smart -
Everybody has a date -
A plate of half-eaten nachos -
Robbing a bank -
It's called resting bitch face. -
Why don't we keep drinking -
There's something wrong with the room. -
Please fix my hands -
Royalty, bitches. -
Hooray, you live to drink another day. -
We just met -
I'm begging you. Go to sleep. -
I'm glad you decided to learn Mandarian -
Firewire or usb? -
You hypocrite -
Sorry I am late -
Or maybe not -
We may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot -
What kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?



















