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A rocket scientist?
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Sheldon you are smart
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Everybody has a date
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A plate of half-eaten nachos
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Robbing a bank
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It's called resting bitch face.
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Why don't we keep drinking
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There's something wrong with the room.
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Please fix my hands
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Royalty, bitches.
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Hooray, you live to drink another day.
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We just met
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I'm begging you. Go to sleep.
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I'm glad you decided to learn Mandarian
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Firewire or usb?
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You hypocrite
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Sorry I am late
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Or maybe not
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We may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot
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What kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?