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Mom: stop watching tv shows and go to bed! Me:
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I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
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I'll get you whatever you want
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How about that?
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Always works
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I don't need to be good at math.
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It really hurt my social life.
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I didn't come to help
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There's a second half?!
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Classic Sheldon
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I call it "the Clooney".
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Want some coffee?
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Sheldon is again spot on
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I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?
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Looks a little like a giant praying mantis
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Hop, you little plumber