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You're probably one of these beautiful women who doesn't even know it. - Act like a parent, talk like a peer.
- Mommy dearest
- She gave me a piece of exercise equipment
- Care to join?
- I'm like costco.
- How do say in english?
- Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Ugh, kids
- I didn't want to mess with his head
- 90% of being a dad?
- Give them something they want
- You're so funny!
- He's not that dramatic
- I'm a cool dad. That's my thang.
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- Make America sleep again
- Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?
- It was like taking candy from a baby
- Ma'am, if you could just get down
