- Haley, this is real life
- I am 90% sure he is 100% gay
- Are you selling your pot belly pig?
- Dont hate o the Hufflepuffs
- Yes we would
- Vasecto-who?
- Do you see it?
- I think they made a mistake at the hospital
- Not sure if I wanna cry or smile
- Really? You don't know Nemo?
- Best game ever
- Get her a towel she's shaking like a leaf.
- I don't squash all of Phil's dreams
- Look at me now!
- Thats gotta sting a little
- I want to be homeschooled.
- Grandpa said…
- I needed to butch up my life.